• white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
• white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~

bealli62:

togetheratskyfall:

breathlessintake:

crowleytimekeeper:

technicolortardis:

frenchie-atbakerstreet:

doctorwhovengerlock:

kanyewesticle:

it’s a 1 not L

we’ve been doing it wrong

So it’s technically tumboner?

And suddenly everything makes so much more sense.

tumboner im so done

omfg

This is the plot twist of all plots twists. I bet the staff is laughing at us now

(via a-thorn-in-the-rose)

I got my unofficial results and I passed!! Woo!

Yes. I did it!

Now the full on job hunt begins…

• Me: Exercise
• Me: Exercis
• Me: Exerci
• Me: Exerc
• Me: Exer
• Me: Exe
• Me: Ex
• Me: Extra fries

haave-you-met-ted:

when butter is too hard to spread and it does the thing

(via lookinyoungandpreservedforever)